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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!

blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

laughingsquid:

‘The Portlandia Cookbook: Cook Like a Local’, A Companion Cookbook to the IFC Comedy Series ‘Portlandia’
tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

spudsexuall:

baristaissuesmesthree:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

I DON’T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY LIFE

LISTEN THIS BRA IS FINE